Elite Time Patrol
Official Fan Club*
FATHER TIME WANTS YOU!
Do your part to help the Chrono Cops in their ongoing campaign to keep history safe from criminals, terrorists, and communists! Join the ranks of the Chrono Cops Elite Time Patrol Official Fan Club!
Just print out the free certificate of membership, fill in your name (Agent X or whatever) and add your Chrono age! Welcome to the Chrono Cops!
*The term “official” should in no way be construed to imply that this organization is affiliated or with or endorsed by Chrono Cops, Irving Spotniz, or Stoat-Pamphlet Productions.